Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Tough times never last. Tough people do. -- Robert Schuller
The only difference between a hero and a fool is the outcome
Tough times never last. Tough people do. -- Robert Schuller
The only difference between a hero and a fool is the outcome
"You can't depend on your eyes if your imagination is out of focus."
Mark Twain
"I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out."
In the immortal words of W.C. Fields: "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her".
Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
"This is worse than a divorce... I've lost half of my net worth and I still have my wife.."
On the recession, by a stockbroker
Behind every successful man, there is a woman surprised.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
"I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out."
In the immortal words of W.C. Fields: "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her".
Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
"This is worse than a divorce... I've lost half of my net worth and I still have my wife.."
On the recession, by a stockbroker
Behind every successful man, there is a woman surprised.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
