An hourglass is a waist of time.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. 

Too many little Digs sends a marriage to an early Grave. 

Beginning gardeners work by trowel and error. 

Love can be a touchy subject. 

When the fog burns off, it won't be mist. 

To some, marriage is a word; to others, a sentence. 

Never put all your begs in one ask-it. 

When a new hive is done, bees have a house swarming party. 

  1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

 3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

 5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

 6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit . . . Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

 8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.  To steal from many is research.

 9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

 10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' I put  'DOCTOR'.

 11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy ..

 12. You do not need a parachute to skydive.  You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

 13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

 14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

 15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

 16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

 17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

I found this site to be one of the most interesting picture collections on the internet. They are all high resolution photos, arranged by subject.

Give it a click, you'll be entertained for hours!

Click on the site logo to go the home page. Then scroll to the bottom to see all the categories.

Good example of a Brain Study:

If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long, long, ways down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.

If you can read the following paragraphs in RED and BLACK below, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line. Only very good minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!

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If you can read this, you have a strange mind, too. Only 55 people out of 100 can.


I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it


FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT
Forward it & put 'YES' in the Subject Line.
Even if you are not old, you will find this interesting...


This is a TEST ---------------- Good Luck!!!
I don't know about the wishes but we can all use some brain exercise!!


How old are your eyes?
The Eye Test


Can you find the B's
(there are 2 B's) DON'T skip, or your wish won't come True...


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once you've found the B's
Find the 1
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Once you found the 1................
Find the 6


9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999

Once you've found the 6...
Find the N (it's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM


Once you've found the N...
Find the Q..


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A married couple in their early 70s are celebrating their  
50th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic  
Little restaurant.  

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.  
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married  
Couple and for being loving to each other for  
All this time, I will grant you each a wish.'  

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world  
With my darling husband.'  

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two  
Tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her  
Hands.  

The husband thought for a moment:  
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an  
Opportunity like this will never come again. I'm  
Sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30  
Years younger than me.'  

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,  
But a wish is a wish. !   

So the fairy waved her magic wand and  
Poof!...  
The husband became 102 years old.  

The moral of this story:   
Men who are ungrateful should  
Remember fairies are female ..... 

I still get tech support calls from friends, thankfully not to many many like these -

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
****************************
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it..
****************************
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: ! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
****************************
Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.
****************************
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
****************************
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
****************************
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first email.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around                              it?
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This one and the next are our personal favorites!
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
****************************
And last but not least!
Tech support: 'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

This sums it all up!
People born before 1946 were called The Silent generation..

People born between 1946 and 1959 are called The Baby Boomers.

People born between 1960 and 1980 are called Generation X, ....

And people born between 1981 and 2010 are called Generation Y ,

Why do we call the last group Generation Y?
Y should I get a job?
Y should I leave home and find my own place?
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
Y should I clean my room?
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
Y should I buy any food? 

Stunning arctic landscape video ..... 

For full screen click on 'Artic Motion' link above.         

Seniors & Golf carts

 http://www.youtube.com/v/Qrpq5A-KAoA

See baby and momma bears with entertaining commentary by Rick Mercer.
http://algonquincanoeing.blogspot.com/2009/03/rick-mercer-visits-algonquin-park.html